Morning Chaos

    Your mornings are going to be filled with Chaos! Chris Chaos, Skyler, and Dr. Dave will ROCK you with a little Morning Chaos every weekday morning from 5:00 A.M. – 10:00 A.M..

    Nuts If Ya Listen, Nuts If Ya Don’t!

    Chris Chaos is a little unruly!

    He works it fast to slow, in and out and all around… and that’s just the first ten minutes of his Morning Chaos Show. He can go all day (and all night 😉).

    Hold on to your coffee because Chaos is going to take you on a trip each morning. He rides an energetic edge of raunchy humor, a little sexy banter and let’s fly some crazy behind-the-scenes stories of your favorite rock bands and pop culture icons.

    Chris Chaos is a bit bad boy who isn’t afraid to dip into his dorky side. Even with his rock exterior, Chaos cares. He fights for the underdog and is a charitable figure in every community he shows up in.

    Right now, you need to know CHAOS CAN ROCK!

    Join the ride. Rules optional.

    Email: chaos@ajgradio.com
    Reverbnation.com/ChrisChaos

    Weekdays 6-10am
    Sound checks 5-6am
    Best Of Sat 6-10am

    10 Questions with Dr. Dave:

    1. If I could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, the event I would have a good chance of winning a medal for would be for?
      Newspaper speed reading on the toilet
    2. Whats the best single day on the calendar?
      Christmas Eve.  It’s great to see everyone in such wild anticipation for ultimate disappointment.
    3. What age do you want to live to?
      I’m already 2 weeks beyond my FDA expiration date.
    4. What songs do I have completely memorized?
      Every TV commercial jingle from the 60’s through the 80’s.
    5. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say?
      A toss up between a bank robber or utility infielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
    6. If you were given a choice of your manner of death, what would it be?
      Holding Kate Winslet’s hand in freezing water while the strains of Celine Dion reminded me that “My heart will go on.”
    7. Name one song they will play at your funeral.
      Celebration by Kool and the Gang.
    8. Describe your first kiss.
      Boy was I nervous.  I was all by myself.
    9. What is something I think everyone should do in their lives?
      Parasailing with someone over 80.  You’ll be surprised how calm you’ll be when the person next to you doesn’t give a sh–t if their harness lets go.
    10. If I could have any animal as a pet, what would it be and why?
      A big colorful Parrot so I could finally top off all the pirate ensembles in my closet.

    Dave McClung first started on WCLG in 1989 as a part time reporter while attending graduate school at West Virginia University.  He became News Director in 1991 and during his tenure here has worked on three morning shows, now as part of a three team Morning Chaos Radio Show with Chris Chaos, 6-10 am.  During his two decade plus career, Dave has covered some of the biggest news stories affecting the area and has interviewed a diverse range of celebrities ranging from musicians like David Lee Roth and Randy Newman to actors  Vin Diesel and Natalie Portman and politicians including Dick Cheney and former President Bill Clinton.  His broadcast news and sports stories have also appeared on ABC Radio, CBS, NPR and in print in the Washington Post. He is also the host of the WCLG college football pregame show, Countdown to Kickoff.  Dave is a lifelong resident of West Virginia and is a veteran of the United States Navy.

    10 Questions with Skyler:

    1. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say?
      Five-year-old Skyler wanted to be a “cow feeder”, I used to get sad seeing cows outside and always wondered who was feeding them. It wasn’t for until a few years later I realized…the grass fed them…
    2. If you were given a choice to choose your manner of death, how would you die?
      Smothered to death by kittens or drowning in margaritas/queso.
    3. If you could spend a day in someone elses’ shoes, whose would they be? Why?
      I hate to say it… but probably one of the Kardashians. Only because I would love to be famous for absolutely nothing and make money for doing absolutely nothing. Or Ellen DeGeneres because…she’s the best
    4. If you got a check for $5,000 right this second, how would you use it?
      Pay off student loans, buy a PS4, and adopt 2 more cats.
    5. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning medal for?
      I’m really good at drinking past the point at which I probably should. So I’d definitely have to say competitive margarita drinking would be the sport.
    6. What is the most annoying question that people ask you?
      “What’s your tattoo say?” I realize getting a tattoo across my chest with words was almost an open invite for the question but it gets SO OLD.
    7. What do people think is weird about you?
      I’m a picky eater. Most people think that I’m exaggerating. I really only enjoy about 10 things.
    8. If you had to eat one thing for every meal going forward, what would you eat?
      Chico’s tacos. Chicken, shredded cheese, and queso on a soft flour tortilla w/ a side of chips and queso & a pineapple Jarritos
    9. At what job would you be terrible?
      Any job that required any manual labor or any job that required me to try foods. Oh, and definitely would not be a good teacher – no patience!
    10. For what are you most grateful today?
      My family, my friends, my cats, my car, my home, my life, and everyone in it.

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