Morning Chaos

    Your mornings are going to be filled with Chaos! Chris Chaos, Skyler, and Dr. Dave will ROCK you with a little Morning Chaos every weekday morning from 6:00 A.M. – 10:00 A.M..

    Nuts If Ya Listen, Nuts If Ya Don’t!

    10 Questions with Dr. Dave:

    1. If I could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, the event I would have a good chance of winning a medal for would be for?
      Newspaper speed reading on the toilet

    2. Whats the best single day on the calendar?
      Christmas Eve.  It’s great to see everyone in such wild anticipation for ultimate disappointment.

    3. What age do you want to live to?
      I’m already 2 weeks beyond my FDA expiration date.

    4. What songs do I have completely memorized?
      Every TV commercial jingle from the 60’s through the 80’s.

    5. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say?
      A toss up between a bank robber or utility infielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

    6. If you were given a choice of your manner of death, what would it be?
      Holding Kate Winslet’s hand in freezing water while the strains of Celine Dion reminded me that “My heart will go on.”

    7. Name one song they will play at your funeral.
      Celebration by Kool and the Gang.

    8. Describe your first kiss.
      Boy was I nervous.  I was all by myself.

    9. What is something I think everyone should do in their lives?
      Parasailing with someone over 80.  You’ll be surprised how calm you’ll be when the person next to you doesn’t give a sh–t if their harness lets go.

    10. If I could have any animal as a pet, what would it be and why?
      A big colorful Parrot so I could finally top off all the pirate ensembles in my closet.


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