Afternoon Chaos

    Your afternoons are going to be filled with Chaos! Chris Chaos will ROCK you with a little Afternoon Chaos every weekday 2:00 P.M. – 6:00 P.M..

    Nuts If Ya Listen, Nuts If Ya Don’t!

    Chris Chaos is a little unruly!

    He works it fast to slow, in and out and all around… and that’s just the first ten minutes of his Morning Chaos Show. He can go all day (and all night 😉).

    Hold on to your coffee because Chaos is going to take you on a trip each morning. He rides an energetic edge of raunchy humor, a little sexy banter and let’s fly some crazy behind-the-scenes stories of your favorite rock bands and pop culture icons.

    Chris Chaos is a bit bad boy who isn’t afraid to dip into his dorky side. Even with his rock exterior, Chaos cares. He fights for the underdog and is a charitable figure in every community he shows up in.

    Right now, you need to know CHAOS CAN ROCK!

    Join the ride. Rules optional.

    Email: [email protected]

    Weekdays 2-6pm
    Sound checks 5-6am
    Best Of Sat 6-10am

    Terms of endearment frequently used by the Morning Chaos Show Key:

    45 = POTUS
    X1 = First wife
    X2 = X2 or Satan’s Mistress
    Version 1.0 = Son 1
    Version 2.0 = Son 2
    Version 3.0 = Son 3
    Version 4.0 = Son 4
    Version 1.1 = Sons Fiancee/Wife
    GTS = Google That *Stuff
    DSL’s = Delicious, Sultry Lips
    Hank & The Twins = His junk
    Barnes & Noble = Hers
    Round A bout Willy = Change of Direction
    One, Two, Buckle My Shoe = Doing the Naughty, Naughty
    Styked = Stoked & Syked
    Sneak Out = A Louder Form of Silent But Deadly
    Anal Anxiety = Pooping

    Check back soon for more details!